The Sunny Springs Inn was a clean,
well-kept place that had probably not seen a new paint job since Nixon and
Kennedy debated on live television. Despite the flakes in the paint, and the old sun-faded wallpaper, the place had a comfortable, old-fashioned warmth, like a baking apple pie on a windowsill.
In room 40, Annabel Lee was examining herself in the mirror obsessively brushing her shoulder length red hair into a job interview acceptable shape.
In room 40, Annabel Lee was examining herself in the mirror obsessively brushing her shoulder length red hair into a job interview acceptable shape.
“Come on, it’s
only an interview for a professorship at a small time college. I mean, I bet I’ll be one of the few
with a doctorate who even applied here.”
As she verbalized
these thoughts to herself in the mirror she suddenly stopped brushing her hair,
“But what if they want to see a sample lesson plan!? I didn’t plan for that!”
The hairbrush was
now clasped tightly against her chest,
“What if they want to see me interact with students first? What if they don’t like my suit
jacket!?”
“Don’t
worry, you already have the job, I guarantee it.” Annabel jumped and whirled around to see who had answered
her nervous verbal musings. Seeing
no one she inched back towards the dresser, her eyes wide, “N-no, I must’ve
just imagined that, silly nerves.”
“I’m
sure you have a vivid imagination my dear, but you did not imagine it.”
She dropped her
hairbrush and peered around looking for the source of the voice as she quickly
wrapped her fingers around a very large copy of The Complete Works of Edgar
Allan Poe.
“Umm… I’m over
here, to your left.”
Annabel spun
around, the book in hand, and felt it connect with something rather bony. She watched in horror as the cat she
had hit flew off of the dresser and smacked into the wall.
“Oh my word!”
Annabel, book
still in hand, quickly flew to the other side of the bed where she found a very
dazed grey and black striped cat, “Oh, I’m sorry kitty, you startled me, I
didn’t mean to hit you! Please, be ok! I’m sorry!”
The cat’s eyes
opened and it looked up at her, “Miss, if you would please refrai-“ Annabel gave a startled yelp and hit
the cat with the book again.
“Ow! MISS, STOP HITTING ME! Yes I am a talking cat, but it is not
likely that I’m going overpower you, especially while you wield such a
dangerous tome.”
Annabel rocked
back off of her heels and onto her butt, quickly scooting towards the wall,
still clutching the book, her eyes wide.
The cat righted himself and brought a paw up to its head, sighing a
little, “Well that stung a bit. I guess no one will ever best you in battle if
they catch you in a library.”
There was silence,
as the cat blinked at Annabel.
After a minute the cat raised a paw, “Hello miss, we don’t have all day
for you to learn how to act like your species again.”
Annabel heard a
voice, her voice, high and shrill, reply, but she couldn’t recall actually
commanding her vocal chords to work, “I-I’m sorry, I just don’t normally run
into talking cats.”
“Obviously, now if
you will please set down your weaponized book we have a lot to get done.”
“Excuse me? Umm… What? A-and who, or what, are you?”
“My name is the
Cheshire Cat,” he gave a little bow, “and I am here to take you to where all
will be explained to you, Ms. Annabel Lee.”
“Ok, that made no
sense, or did it? How do you know
my name!? Wait, I’m talking to a
cat, who claims to be the Cheshire Cat! I know what this is, I’m having another
panic attack, aren’t I!? This is
me being nervous, if I just sit down on the bed and breath deeply you
will go away, or at least stop talking...”
Annabel jumped up,
dropping the book with a “thud,” and perched on the edge of the bed, and began
to breath deeply with her eyes closed.
After a couple of minutes of deep breathing Annabel opened her eyes and
looked at Cheshire, “See, now you are just a normal cat who somehow managed to
get into my room. Aren’t you such
a nice sweet… erm… e-ear pierced kitty…”
“Yes, well, if
telling yourself that I am a normal feline helps you, then please go ahead and
believe it, but really, we must be going.”
Annabel froze, her
whole body tensing. Cheshire let
out a low annoyed growl, “My dear, I can guarantee you your job, and your
sanity, well most of it anyways.
Now come along.” Annabel
did not budge from her spot on the edge of the bed, nor did she release her
death grip on the edge of the mattress.
Cheshire shook his
head and muttered, “Bloody outsiders,” before turning back to Annabel.
“Alright, you have
two choices, either you follow the strange talking cat, or the strange talking
cat will get some very large men to escort you downstairs and into the waiting
car. I’m also feeling a hairball
coming on and I will leave it on your
pillow if we are not out of here in a few short seconds.”
Looking out the
window, Annabel could see three very burly men standing around a dark sedan,
gulped and grabbed her bag.
Annabel stepped
out into the daylight eyeing the car with its black tinted windows, “I-is this
some kind of mafia or government thing? Have I been being tested with some
experimental hallucinogen?”
Cheshire let out a
deep breath, “Well, we are a tad paranoid, now aren’t we? No, no drugs I
promise. Though maybe a little
bourbon would do you some good.”
Looking at the car,
and motioning to it with his paw he purred out, “I realize it is cliché form of
transportation, but I guarantee the ride will not be an elongated one.”
The ride was not
long, of course driving all the way through Sunny Springs took no more than
twenty minutes, so this was no great shock. The short trip was a positive thing though, due to the fact
that Annabel was wedged between two very large silent suited men.
Annabel could see,
through tinted glass, the edge of a picture perfect campus. She recognized a couple of the
buildings as belonging to Sunny Springs Community College from the brochures
she had stared at as she had applied for her job here. Never had she imagined
that she would be getting her first glimpse of the campus by peering over a suited
gorilla’s chest.
That incandescent
ball of gas in the sky lit upon quaint looking buildings, surrounded by trim
green lawns, dotted with students reading, playing Frisbee and an adorable
couple taking a nap together in the sunshine. Despite being squeezed uncomfortably between two, broad
shouldered, unmoving men, Annabel felt the cool edge of confusion and terror
begin to melt a little as she saw the familiar signs of academia spread out
around her.
The car rolled to
a stop, and the chill returned in full force to Annabel’s spine. The building they pulled up in front of
was Spartan to say the least. It
was a concrete bunker on the edge of the campus, tucked away behind the storage
sheds, beyond some out buildings.
“I really
don’t trust this, I mean, this looks like some kind of World War II
bunker.”
One of the men
stepped out of the car and held the door for her, waving her towards the
foreboding looking building.
“Just come in
please, I promise there is a semi-reasonable explanation for this.”
Annabel looked
into the purple eyes of the cat, “I-I just don’t know.”
Cheshire grinned,
the juxtaposing sunlight glinting off of his sharp fangs, “You will be curious
until the day you die if you don’t follow me, come now Alice, down the rabbit
hole we must go.”
Annabel peered
down at the cat, still not moving.
“Humf, well if
curiosity is not enough to move you, then perhaps… Burt, is it?”
One of the husky
men barked out, “Bob.”
“Yes, well,
perhaps Bob will assist you
indoors.”
Annabel craned her
neck to meet the eyes set inside a square skull atop a neck thick enough to
pass for a great pine’s trunk.
With a little shiver, she began moving towards the doors.
As Annabel
approached the entrance to the bunker the door creaked open and the cat ran in
ahead of her. She thought about
kicking off her heels and running for a split second, but realized that one of
the two men on either side of her would probably lift her off the ground and
throw her over their shoulder like some kind of medieval ogre before she could
make it to the trees.
Annabel took
another deep breath, steadied herself and began her descent. She climbed down a
very long set of stairs that led to another door which stood open, mentally
kicking herself for not having called the police the first second she had
started talking to a cat. Then she realized how that would have sounded over
the phone line, and gave herself a teensy bit of grace.
Annabel paused at
the foot of the stairs, and tried to mentally prepare herself for whatever dungeon
she was about to face.
“Come along then,
you couldn’t have gotten lost just on the staircase,” the cat’s voice seemed to
reverberate all around her.
Annabel tentatively stepped through the doorway.
She suddenly found
herself in a surprisingly spacious room.
The heels she had worn for the interview began to sink into the carpet,
and Annabel, already unsteady with her extra two inches of height, began to
feel more than a little unbalanced. She half walked, half wobbled towards one
of the many high back chairs and leaned against it to better inspect her
surroundings.
The room was
wall-to-wall mahogany with the kind of rich embellishments that one might
expect in an old Victorian Mansion.
Large classically painted portraits hung on the walls and the space had
a nice crisp clean smell to it.
The furniture looked expensive, the kind that might be found in a hotel
where even mice might need a reservation.
As she surveyed
the room she noticed one other person, a woman lying down on one of the sofas who
appeared to be completely asleep.
The woman on the
couch looked to be in her early twenties; an extremely pale girl, a fact that was accentuated by dark jeans and a
black t-shirt. Her blonde hair was
tied back in a long braid that, when she was standing probably, reached her
lower back. Annabel, a couple
yards away did not get much time to examine her fellow “captive” as the woman
rolled over and groaned slightly.
The sleeping
girl’s eyelids flickered a little, then her eyes slowly opened and she peered
around obviously trying to get her bearings. She turned her head and let out a couple dry coughs, and
then her green eyes focused on Annabel.
Moving with all
the speed she could muster, the woman pulled a knife out of her left boot and,
slightly shakily, rolled off of the couch and came towards Annabel, “Where in
hell did you have your flunkies take me!?
What is this!?”
She coughed a
couple more times, swallowed and turned her focus back towards Annabel, “You
think just because I’m new to town you can pull this shit with me!?!”
Annabel began to
back away unsteadily, “I-I…”
She wanted to
explain to the crazy-lady holding the knife that she had no idea why either of
them was there, she wanted to say that she had followed a talking cat to this
place, she wanted to say that some burly men had escorted her from the car into
the building, anything that might stop the crazy lady from stabbing her, but
her vocal chords failed her utterly.
The girl shook her
head, an act that nearly took her off of her feet. Despite this she held onto the knife like a small child’s
security blanket, “You had me tranqued like some kind of animal, you psycho!”
Annabel
was about to turn tail and run when a voice sounded out, “Ms. Masters, put the
knife away, no one here wants to hurt you, and she most certainly did not bring
you here. Do you think she looks
conniving enough to use tranquilizers on anyone?”
Both women turned
to see a shrunken little old man leaning on a walker, complete with fluorescent
tennis balls attached to the metal contraption’s feet.
“Please, ladies,
sit down, sit down. Ms. Masters, there will be no need for violence. Ms. Lee,
please sit down before you fall down.”
Annabel trembled
up to a chair and in utter fear plopped herself into it. The other woman sat down in one
opposite her, still holding her knife.
The old man smiled
at both of them, “Let me introduce myself, I am Grand Council Overseer William
Wendyl Wesley. You are Ms. Annabel
Lee, most recently of Seattle, Washington where you attended school and earned
your doctoral degree in English Literature, and you are Ms. Lily Masters, most
recently of… well where aren’t you from? And, you have some sort of bachelor’s
degree, in something not really relevant to this field.”
Annabel’s eyes
flicked over to the girl with the knife, she did not look like someone who got
along with academia well.
“Yes, well now
that we are all acquainted,” Wesley began to lower himself into a chair, “we
can get down to business.”
There
was a pause as the old man finished settling himself into a high back
chair. “You are both most likely
wondering why you are here by now.”
“Damn
skippy we are, well I can’t speak for the stuttering pixie, but I most
certainly am,” the voice was in a mid-range almost growling tone.
“You
both were brought here, by one method or another, because you are both very
important to the safety of the world at large. If you haven’t noticed already, this town has some, shall we
say, strange facets to it?
“Y-you
mean like the fact that the animals talk?” Annabel suddenly seemed very attentive.
“That
is a part of it, yes, and I am sorry about sending Cheshire to get both of
you. In retrospect, I can imagine
that he would be quite a shock for anyone not from around these parts,” he didn’t
seem particularly sorry, more just bemused that anyone would be shocked by a
talking cat’s presence.
The
girl that Wesley had called Lily was seeming a bit more lucid, “How about the
fact that you tranqued me!? Do you
normally do that to new people in town?”
“No,
that was a regrettable measure that we were forced to take by your reluctance
to come here. I hear that it took
two tranquilizers to knock you out though, most impressive for a person who
only stands a hair over five feet tall.”
Lily began to
twirl the knife she was holding around her index finger, “Get to the point
grandpa, otherwise I am walking out of here.”
“Yes,
well, I would be very interested to see you try. But that would be a waste of
everyone’s time. Anyways, you see this town is not like most towns. Sunny Springs was a normal town until
around 80 years ago when an aspiring author wrote a novel here. We are not sure what was so special about
his novel, but it changed this area permanently.”
“You see, words,
written words, have always had some influence in the world. We all know that works such as The
Torah, The Bible, even the plays of William
Shakespeare have influenced the very world in which we live through
inspiration. Here, they have more
than inspirational influence, they have literal application. Things read or written here have a
chance of becoming something more than thoughts or ideas, they have the chance
of becoming an actual physical reality.”
The
man paused for a second and Lily jumped in, “So wait, what your saying is that
things in books can just come out of them?”
“To
some extent, yes. If the correct text is read.”
Annabel, who had
been sitting with her legs crossed and had been staring at the floor with an
intense desire to sink into it spoke up, “So if someone in this town reads
Dracula…”
“Then
it is very possible that a rendition of the Count will be released from the
book along with any other number of characters. It does not matter what book, every piece of literature,
every anthology, every trashy novel all have a chance to release something on
this world.”
Wesley paused a
moment to let out some dry hacking coughs into a monogrammed handkerchief
before continuing, “Of course what is released rather depends on the book or
writing itself. The closer to the
original work the book is, the more true to the writing the character will be
that can be released from the pages.
For instance, take Cheshire here,” at his words the cat materialized on
the back of his chair, his purple eyes shining down on them both, “he is from a
sixth edition copy of Alice in Wonderland. Twenty years ago someone read that copy
and he came out of it. He retains
many of the same qualities as the character was supposed to in the book, but he
has some definite changes.”
The cat let out a
low growl, “Not too many.”
The old man
ignored him, “The farther away from the original manuscript the less like the
character is from their original intended abilities and personalities. Of course, this means that original
manuscripts are very volatile things to have around here. What is even worse is when someone in
this town writes something, there is nothing more dangerous than a first draft
of a manuscript.”
Annabel’s eyes
went wide, “I think I need to sit down.”
“You
are sitting down.”
“Oh,
good job me.”
Lily
sat back in her seat, driving the blade of the knife into the arm of the chair
as she did so. She was now sitting black shirt clad arms folded over her chest,
her weapon within easy grabbing distance, “So, not that I’m really buying this
mumbo jumbo yet, but exactly what does all this books coming to life crap have
to do with us?”
The
cat smiled down at her, “I’m sorry that a talking cat isn’t enough proof of the
‘mumbo jumbo’ for you yet. Perhaps I can find you a troll or something as
equally nasty to change your mind.”
Wesley
ignored Cheshire again, “Well, you see, this town is a unique portal to the
written word, most of the time it is harmless. We have rules to protect the citizens of this town that just
sound like odd ordinances to them. For instance we strictly police any books
being shipped in or out of this town and take any we have to special reading
rooms where trained readers can go through them and dispel anything dangerous.
We explain this away by claiming that some silly group that everyone is currently
terrified of is trying to either bomb them or poison them via their books. In
the 1940’s it was Nazis slipping explosive devices into the American public, in
the 1950’s it was Commies smuggling information… you get the idea.”
“Wait, and people
actually buy that garbage?”
“Ms. Masters,
people are always afraid of some group of “others,” all we have to do is play
off of that fear a little and most people are willing to accept anything.”
Annabel suddenly
chimed in, “So what threat are you holding over the public now?”
Wesley smiled,
“Terrorists, smuggling biological weapons, such as anthrax, in between the pages of
their books. Of course, we can’t
catch everything. That is where
we, the council, the author and both of you come in. The council is a group, which monitors the activities of
things that come out of books or peoples’ writings. Long ago we realized, however, that a group of ordinary men
and women who were trying to simultaneously live their lives and keep the town
in order were not a competent enough force to deal with forces of fiction. That is when the tradition of the
authors came to be. An author is a
person who is selected to write us a hero, a person who can come combat
whatever pops out of the books that might be more malicious than fanciful. These are always people, real
non-fiction people. The author
writes what they desire in a hero and how they come to town, then the nearest
person who fits that description is inexplicably drawn here.”
“Wait,
wait, what you’re saying is that one of us is the summoned “hero” here?”
“No,
you both are. See once a hero has
been vanquished it is customary to find a new author who tries to come up with
a better-written recipe for an undefeatable human hero. Our newest author had the idea of
splitting the requisite skills needed into two people, so you are both written
heroes. Ms. Annabel Lee here, she
has a vast knowledge of literature, and therefore can find out the way to
defeat whatever is released. You,
Ms. Lily Masters, have the muscle and the cunning to use the knowledge she
gains to your advantage and incapacitate whatever needs incapacitating. By dividing the hero into two people,
we get the requisite skills and knowledge, without having to worry about having
a single person who is not as competent on one end or the other.”
“W-what
about the author? If he, well, you
know, wrote us in, does that mean he controls us?”
“No,
the only power the author has over you is bringing you here, keeping you here
or banishing you from here. He is
however not useless to you, he can write things into existence to help you, or
change the weather, or even the landscape to help you defeat whatever you
face.”
“So
what makes this one author different than the average guy with a pen?”
“Well
first of all he was chosen by the council.”
Lily rolled her
eyes. Wesley, who seemed to have ignoring people down to a science, continued,
“Second, he has proven that he can write with enough detail to actually summon
things. You see, a person can write
about fictional events in this town, but if they are too vague, random people
here will end up playing out the parts of the characters. Greater detail is necessary to actually
pull something out of the book. It
takes an even higher amount of skill to summon someone from out of town, which
our author was obviously able to do.”
“What
if we don’t want to do this?”
“Well,
unfortunately you really don’t have a choice, without the consent of the
council you can’t leave, and I’m not sure that you’ll want to. We tend to treat our heroes very well
here. Your accommodations have
been arranged, you will both be given jobs, and you will have a small team to
aid you in your work.”
“A
team?”
“Why
yes, you have already met one member,” Wesley said gesturing to the cat above
his head who now appeared to be flitting in and out of physical existence,
except for his mouth and eyes which glowingly remained, “You will meet the rest
when we go to inspect your headquarters.”
“Wait
old man, you can’t keep us here, it’s against the law, hell this is
kidnapping.”
“And
I’m sure if the United States government could remember for more than a second
that this place existed they would care, but one of the handy things about
being in a town that is powered by the written word is that we can write
ourselves out of any sticky governmental situations by simply writing ourselves
off the map when we need. Now if
you will please follow me I want to show you where you will be living and working.”
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